All Must Have Prizes

Folks, I ain't never seen nothing like this. Forty, that is four oh, people responded to my request for "A Little Help" with a title for my poem (see below).

And what titles! Long ones, short ones, literal ones, casual ones, dozens of them. What a treat, being offered so many options!  

As the Dodo said, "EVERYBODY has won, and all must have prizes."

So here are the winners.

For the LONGEST TITLE:

Deirdre Evans with 21 words:  "If You Can't Be with the One You Love, Wait Until She's Out of Sight to Love the One You're With"

LONGEST TITLE RUNNER-UP: 

David Loyd with 16 words: "She told Jack how lucky he was to know you and Jack said, Indeed I am!"

SHORTEST TITLE: A four-way tie: 

Mindy Phillips Lawrence "Betrayal"  

Lenore Garside  "Surprise"  

Ralph Stephenson "Path" 

Shirley Roe "Goodbye"

MOST TITLES:

Ralph Stephenson with nine:  "Pink Noise" or "Hearing Aid" or "Hearing Loss" or "Hearing Pink" or "Sashay in Black" or "Pink 'n Black" or "Crossed Line" or "Pink Diversion" or "Path"

MOST TITLES RUNNER UP:

David Loyd WITH 6: "She asked about you" or "She wondered if you were a daughter visiting" or "She liked your hat" or "She liked your dress" or "She asked what gym you went to because you seemed so vibrant" or "She told Jack how lucky he was to know you and Jack said, Indeed I am!"

NOTABLE TITLES:

Jack Loscutoff, "Come In, Rangoon"

Linda Metcalf "The OTher WOman" 

Steven Evans "Fickle Pickle"

Therese M. Guy "Scoundrel Lover"

MUSICAL TITLE:

Sue Loyd, the Rolling Stones: "Mixed Emotions"

  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=loNey3n6uuE

TITLES USING PINK, a five-way tie:

Michael Mead  "Pink Trumps Black"

Barbara Lanning "Pink Pussy Wins"

Mark Loscutoff "Pink Shorts"

Ruth Firestone "Beware Pink Shorts"

Ralph Stephenson with 4:  "Pink Noise" or "Hearing Pink" or  "Pink 'n Black" or  "Pink Diversion"

TITLES USING "WOMAN" OR "WOMEN", a four-way tie:

Glenda K Miller Fralin "That Other Woman"

LaNelma Johnson  "Another Woman" 

Lynne Shrum "Other Women" & omit last 3 words and replace with "her"

Michael Skau "This Woman"

TITLES USING "KISS":

Karen Kessler  "The Good-bye Kiss"

LaNelma Johnson "The Last Kiss"

Mark Sanders "Goodbye Kiss"

Sally Deskins "Good-bye Kiss"

TITLES USING "LOOK BACK"

Robert Roth "Never Look Back"

Sharon Ahrens "Don't Look Back"

Denise Cassino "Never Look Back"

BEST PIECE OF ADVICE:

Lynda Schor: Remove caps in "That Other Woman." Too obvious.

ALSO SAVORY:

Al Kammerer "Picture This"

Carolyn R Scheidies "Second Glance" 

Charlotte Endorf "A Bittersweet Farewell"

Connie Crow "Too Good Ears"

Dennis Timothy "A Dead Romance"

Heidi Prairiesong Hermanson I want to along the lines of "A Surprise" except the ending IS a surprise and you don't want to let that out. 

Laura Cooper "In Public View"

Leela Bruner "Out of SIght, Out of Mind, Out of Control"

Margaret Fieland "Over my Shoulder"

TITLE SHY (EMAILS BUT NO TITLES):

Barbara Whitelock

Brenda Moravek

Carole Rosenthal

Connie Spittler

George Martin

Greg Kosmicki

Miriam Ben-Yaacov

Here's my unnamed poem again, 

if you wish to reconsider it.

Our good-bye kiss: passionate, though public

(Near a statuesque woman in pink shorts).

I sashayed down the long walk to my car,

felt his eyes caress my splendid black hat,

my long swaying dress, my vibrant body.

Behind me, he spoke.

I pivoted to reply, only to catch his

conversation with That Other Woman.

A Little Help

Help! I need a title for this poem. What do you think?

Our good-bye kiss: passionate, though public
(Near a statuesque woman in pink shorts).
I sashayed down the long walk to my car,
felt his eyes caress my splendid black hat,
my long swaying dress, my vibrant body.
Behind me, he spoke.
I pivoted to reply, only to catch his
conversation with that other woman.

New Poem

Together we sat on a bench outside Crown Pointe 

surrounded by evening's warmth 

by chattering reps of our generation, 

and his arm, nonchalant around my shoulders, 

misted my eyes.

Fwd: Thieves, Rascals & Sore Losers

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Unexpected Educator

James Walmsley didn't look like a teacher when he came my house to interview me for Omaha Magazine.  He looked young and intense, his dress style too casual to belong to a professor.

But when I read his article, "Marilyn Coffey: Not behaving like she should," I learned something about myself, about my writing, that I hadn't understood.

James wrote that I was known for my "ability to reconcile casual, everyday language with contextually strange words."

That jerked me. I knew that I'd developed a style that rested on casual language, and I knew I made frequent flurries into my thesaurus to find just the right word for what I wanted to say. But I'd never before thought of these words as "contextually strange." 

What an illuminating concept!

Thanks, Prof.  

To read what else James Walmsley wrote, go to

http://omahamagazine.com/2015/05/marilyn-coffey/  

The Last Stand

Today is publication day for THIEVES, RASCALS & SORE LOSERS, and tonight is my publication party. Join us if you can.

And here is my last tidbit from that book. 

The Last Stand

Gen. Thomas Duncan, "a jolly, blustering old fellow," ordered his soldiers to trash the Pawnee Killer's village. 

There the men found some curious objects: surveyor tools, measuring chains, compasses, levels, and telescopes. Could the tools belong to that surveyor Buck and his men, missing since August?

After destroying the village, Gen. Duncan and his men searched for Pawnee Killer and his tribe for nearly a month before they gave up and turned back to Fort McPherson.

This may sound as if they accomplished little. However, their destruction of the Sioux village so soon after the Summit Springs battle gave the military an upper hand in the Republican River valley. Indian troubles there stopped almost entirely.

The expedition also served Buffalo Bill well. From it, he created an excellent scene for his Wild West Show. He called it "Last Stand of the Indians."

Coming April 28 

THIEVES, RASCALS & SORE LOSERS:

The Unsettling History of the Dirty 

Deals that Helped Settle Nebraska

by Marilyn June Coffey

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The Surveyors

While Surveyor Nelson Buck worked near the Nebraska-Kansas border, two of his scouts, away on lookout, spotted four Sioux warriors. 

The scouts must have reasoned that "the only good Indian is a dead Indian," for without delay, they killed three of the four. 

Their exasperation that the fourth "got away" would have deepened to terror if the scouts had known that the escaped Indian belonged to the renowned Pawnee Killer's tribe. 

When Chief Pawnee Killer heard about the unexpected slaughter, he rounded up 200 warriors and led them to attack the surveyors.

"I'm no more prepared to be killed by Indians than other men," Buck had said. But Pawnee Killer's men killed Buck anyway, plus every other man in his surveying party.

Coming April 28, 7-9 p.m.

The Apollon, 1801 Vinton St., Omaha

THIEVES, RASCALS & SORE LOSERS:

The Unsettling History of the Dirty 

Deals that Helped Settle Nebraska

by Marilyn June Coffey