Beware browsing in thrift shops, especially in the middle of the night.
About three this a.m. I made the rounds of a big thrift store and picked out four blouses: one blue, one pink, and two splattered red and black on white but not identical.
I needed a dressing room to try on the blouses, all over-the-head styles, (the blue one looked too big), and neither of my buddies, Dragun Gal or Bee, showed up to coach me.
This thrift shop was huge, so I had trouble finding a dressing room. I made a wrong turn and entered a big room to see Donald Trump stretched out on a bed. He rolled on his side, looked at me, and made rapid wee come-hither kisses with that tiny little round mouth of his.
Lordy, I nearly broke a leg backing out, but I finally found a dressing room, tried on the blouses and bought all four, even the too-big blue one.
The moral of this story?
You tell me.
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