Ruby, my plump orange tabby, doesn't know how to clean herself.
Thinking she's bathing, she licks her coat, swallows her fur, and days later regurgitates a schlumpy hairball.
Her method disgusted me so, I decided to teach her to take care of herself.
I filled the bathtub about halfway, water not too hot or too cold, and dropped her in it.
Goodness, I never knew a cat could fly!
Practice makes perfect, of course, so when I see her again, I'm going to plop her in the tub repeatedly, until she's immaculate.
Or never speaking to me, whichever happens first.
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